The Bitches’ Box & Mel Parsons : Down Under NSW Tour


NSW, we are coming for you!


The Bitches’ Box & Mel Parsons are thrilled to announce they will be taking their show to the woolsheds of Australia.


Starting in Carcour at Old Errowanbang Woolshed

Friday 23rd, Saturday 24th & Sunday 25th of May.


We will also be in Mudgee,

Lue Hall on Wednesday 28th May 

Cooyal Hall on Thursday 29th May.


And then finishing up in the Hunter Valley

Friday 30th May at Gundy Soldiers Memorial Hall

Saturday 31st May at Denman Memorial Hall.


For all details on how to book, please see our BOOK TICKETS page.

S’truth mate.

The Bitches’ Box hits Australia

April 11th sees The Bitches’ Box have its first outing on Australian shores. We are very happy to announce that we’ve been invited to be a part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

MICF is a very well regarded comedy festival and a favourite on any self respecting Melbourne-ites calendar!

Got friends in Melbourne? We’d love to see them!

To book tickets and for more information about the show, go HERE

March Shows : SOUTH ISLAND

The Bitches’ Box and Mel Parsons are back on the road for a few select shows in March.

We will be appearing at the following excellent venues :


The Blenheim Club on Friday 7th March

Luggate Hall, Wanaka on Friday 14th March

Argyle Station, Waikaia on Sunday 16th March. 


Details and tickets are available from our BOOK TICKETS page. We really hope you can join us!

Hamilton Gardens Festival


2014 is going to be a busy year for The Bitches’ Box, as we are appearing up and down NZ again and even jumping The Ditch for our first run of Australian shows!

First up though we are in Hamilton, at the Hamilton Gardens Festival from February 14th. Come say hi!



Canterbury Encore Series 2013


Due to popular demand, The Bitches’ Box & Mel Parsons are pleased to announce a series of 5 shows across Canterbury to wind up 2013.

This year has been a busy one for both acts, with The Bitches’ Box gaining stellar reviews and sold out shows at the prestigious Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and Mel Parsons touring UK/Europe and joining the cast of NZ music supergroup ‘Fly My Pretties’.

The first round of shows in Canterbury sold out early in 2012, and the girls are keen to get back to some of the audiences who were first to support their original ‘Woolshed Tour’.

This tour will see the show performed in it’s original format, with Parsons performing a solo set of music followed by The Bitches’ Box theatre/comedy show.

The shows will be performed in 5 working wool sheds across the region, and to round out each evening a fundraising BBQ for a local school or community group will be held, alongside a cash bar serving beer & wine.

CMP Presents:

The Bitches’ Box & Mel Parsons

– Canterbury Encore Series 2013 – 

WINDWHISTLE – Wednesday 27th Nov at ‘Snowdon’

GERALDINE – Thursday 28th Nov at ‘Kakahu’

AKAROA – Friday 29th Nov at ‘Pigeon Bay Hall’

ROTHERHAM – Saturday 30th Nov at ‘Cranford Downs’

SPRINGFIELD – Sunday 1st Dec at ‘Brooksdale’


The Bitches’ Box go to Scotland

The Bitches’ Box is appearing at the world famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival! 

After touring the entire length of New Zealand, we have been invited to join the International arts community in bonnie Scotland, to share with them our slice of rural kiwi humour.

We will be taking up residence in George Square in a venue called The Box (how fitting!) from 01 – 23rd August.

You can book tickets to our show by going HERE.  There is a very strong kiwi contingent appearing at the Festival this year, and everybody is doing exciting things! Come up and say hi!

The Bitches’ Box Give a Little Campaign

The success of The Bitches’ Box nationwide tour took our breath away and that is all thanks to you, our faithful audience.We’d like to update you on our latest progress!Recently we were offered a full season at the prestigious Assembly Rooms for the 2013 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Wooof!Edinburgh Fringe Festival is the largest Arts festival in the world.  Over 2500 shows arrive from all over the globe and a million people pour into the city to see them.

We are thrilled to be given this opportunity and hope our slice of rural, kiwi, canine life will go down a treat with the British crowds.

There is quite a task ahead in terms of funding this venture (close to $30,000 required), and although Creative New Zealand have really got in behind us with a generous grant, we are still over $10,000 short.

What started two years ago as a humble woolshed show is now headed for the International stage. With your help, these two bitches can get to Scotland and show the world what rural New Zealand has to offer!

If you’d like to give these dogs a bone, please visit our Give a Little page by clicking HERE

Be it a liver treat or cattle beast rump, your contribution is received with our deepest, heartfelt thanks.
Love, Emma & Amelia

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